2 men and a parasite

I don’t know. I might be just stressed, but I can honestly say that I hate Alan Harper with real, deep feeling. Alan who? Alan, Charlie’s brother, from Two and a half men. He’s a despicable excuse for a human being. Selfish, petty, jealous, callous, envious, low, parasite, self-centered, scum, etc, etc, etc – I could go on forever – that would do anything to turn his brother’s life a living hell.
In the beggining, I was just a little upset because I can’t stand people like him. But, as the series went on and on and on and on, I just can’t look at him without feeling a bit homicidal.
I know he’s funny. And I also know that we only have Jake because of him. But, still… *shudders* Who would want to live with someone like that???

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